hahah i like the one chanman said. its cute and funnneh.

okayyy these are from shimmy x]
*are you greek? cos u look like a greek goddess*
nd here's the best one
*I have a HUMONGOUS peepee.* XD

"are you a ssbb character? cause you've got GAME"
hahah.

are you a laser cuz you must be set on stunned.

i lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
how much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice.
if you were a booger id pick you first.
your giving me a toothache cuz you look so sweet(:

haha, thats only a few i know(=

Haha Alec.. xD

wow, soo many pickup lines we should write a book ^_^

"Are you a Terrorist, cuz you da bomb"
"Do you have a bandage? I hurt me knee when I fell in love with you"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again"
"You know what winks and screws like a tiger?" *Wink*

If you were a pokemon I'll Choose you

LOL shakerian

1.Nop i got my own teddy (muhahahhaha) (evil)
2.WTF?!?! I "accidentally" blow up my dad's car! (rofl)

Hehe :) yeah no realy: I dont seep with strangers

If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put "U" & "I" together....LOL!

If you spot her waiting in a restaurantor theatre or some other place: If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here. :)

It's funny because it works?

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you

don't really use pickup lines...
anyway...how about...
studies show sex is healthy....so wanna live longer?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

oh sorry cliffy i didn't know...

i love helvox's 1... so sweet!

ROFL alec...

this one is pretty nasty.
DAYUM, baby I'll drank ALL 'yo bathwater.
lmfao

Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. ;)

1) ur like my sleeping pills...i can't sleep without you
2) are you a parking ticket, cause you've got FINE written all over u
3) hey, you must know karate, cause yo body's KICKIN'
4) u know, i'm an astronaut and my next trip is to "uranus"
5) whaddaya say we go behind a rock and get a little "boulder" (bolder)
6) hey baby, i'm a wrestler...whaddaya say i take you DOWN
7) yo ur feet must be really tired cause u've been runnin' through my mind ALL DAY
8) you look familiar...like my next girlfriend
9) i'm going to a s3x ed class, can you help me with show and tell?

LOL WOW
i feel like such a perv...
xD hahahahaha